Microsoft's new OS

saw this posted by a friend of mine in a forum. so funny! and then far below is my take on the use of Wife 1.0

Here's an interesting letter to Microsoft :

Dear Microsoft Technical Support,
I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began giving unexpected errors and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Cricket 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday Sports Bar 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program.

With regards,
Sd/-User

THE REPLY:
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 > > thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to
Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. See in manual under alimony Support and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C: \I APOLOGIES program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGIES a number of times but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0 though a very high maintenance program can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any circumstances install Secretary 36.24.36 (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.

Thank you for using the program!

PS: In no case try to install the free software (Mother-in-Law 1.0) that comes with WIFE 1.0 operating system. Installing the software would lead to Not Responding messages from Wife 1.0 operate system.


Dear Sd/-User,

I admire you for you guts in taking a big leap in choosing Wife 1.0. However, you seem to be in a very sticky situation indeed, but anyway, what were you thinking?!! You probably didn't go through the product manual before you installed it. Girlfriend 7.0, although far less superior than Wife 1.0 in features, can be easily installed and uninstalled, a feature not seen in Wife 1.0. It can be downloaded through its website and has a trial period of 20 or more uses before it finally uninstalls, but even then you could always download it through its website again, free of charge. It does not require a key number to make it work as opposed to Wife 1.0 on its initial installation. Also, Girlfriend 7.0 has a compatible application to make it comparable in features to Wife 1.0. (if you browsed through Girlfriend 7.0's website, you should have seen it) You could have downloaded LiveIn 1.0 as an adjunct to the system and it comes with its own antivirus application that automatically detects any suspicious spyware, virus or defect that Girlfriend 7.0 might have. Many do not know this but LiveIn 1.0 can be a good transition if you want to advance ur OS to Wife 1.0. Some conservatives and religious fanatics of Wife 1.0 may not agree with this. I for one don't believe in such crap as Wife 1.0 is a very useful tool, far superior in function than any OS in the market, and countless utilities to help you along the way. The only drawback of Wife 1.0 that i can think of is its high-maintenance as was stated above, checking for virus and spyware, updating it by installing programs such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0 (essential), but arent all OS?

I have yet to ask my husband what his experiences are with regards to Wife 1.0. i believe he is more than satisfied with the product. I guess it entails some getting used to at first, but once you get the hang of it, you would eventually love it and be able to use the program very well and explore its limitless possibilities.

Avid user of Wife 1.0

PS:
If you are really desperate to uninstall Wife 1.0, i believe there is an uninstaller for Wife 1.0, but it is costly and you can only find in ebay. Divorce 1.0 may uninstall Wife 1.0 at a very slow rate and would eventually crash you pc leaving you with nothing, as in nothing. Here in the Philippines, Annul 1.0 seems to be the way to go. What it does is it invalidates Wife 1.0 making the system unable to function. it also has the feature of erasing Wife 1.0 as if it totally never existed or has never been installed.

If you're not that desperate, try having a feel of Wife 1.0 first before you decide. Try using the Help function key to learn its features. My husband has been with Wife 1.0 for more than a year now and he is very satisfied because even in its complexities, it is very user-friendly. If you have figured it out, using it would be just a walk in the park. I guess it is a program that you can live without, but would you want to?

lizette