... eerie errors

and there's more....

"there is pain with bear or stress." (varus stress)

"His other workup included an echocardiogram, which showed a yeast infection of 40% to 60%." (ejection fraction)

"Doughnut nodules are not palpable today." (dominant)

This did not sound too good as dictated by doc--"This 44-year-old female developmentally delayed health care provider..." (corrected as) "This 44-year-old female health care provider for the developmentally delayed presents with chronic right knee pain." (much better)

"organ laser" (argon laser) (oo nga nmn kc gagamitin sa isang organ sa body.)

"pigment patient problems" (pigmentation problems)

"She is tired of hearing. (hard) (cguro nagger ang asawa nito.)

"She presented to this facility for general impingement rehabilitation
for set injections." (facet injections)

"meticulous slices of adhesions" (lyses) (magkatunog nmn diba?)

"internal memory 6-French guiding catheter" (internal mammary) (ilang gig kya itong catheter na ito? mahusay e.)

"He is moving his vital signs by his description." (bowels fine) (parang ayokong maging hypertensive ngyn... gawin ko nlng 110/70 ang BP ko..)

"She sleeps well, getting 67 hours a night, which she finds restorative." (6 to 7 hours) (how many hours in a day do you have in your part of the world??... parang gusto kong tumira jan a.)